Annoying Questions??

It somewhat baffled me how some of these annoying questions sounds familiar in marriage and PhD life:

When you are not married people always ask you:

Bila nak kawin?

When you have, then they started asking you:

Bila nak ada anak?

Then, when you do get one, they asked:

So bersalin biasa ke...ceaser?

And if you said ceaser, they'll interrogate you, why?

And it goes on and on, why only one child, anak angkat ker and so on so forth! So the very annoying one!

While, in academic life, the question would be:

Bila nak buat Phd?

When you finally landed in the loop, they will asked?

Bila nak habis?

Then, when you finally finished it, they asked:

So habis on time ke...extend?

And if you said extend, they interrogate you, why...why..and why?

And it goes on and on, why did that happen or why didn't you do that and so on so forth! 

It's so annoying how similar these questions are! They never seemed to leave you be. Worst, if you are stuck with both situations at the same time. (I had experience the first situation for awhile - so I can relate) So please lah people...give it a rest!